Looking to Book Me on Retainer?

All retainers start at $2,000 a month. Price increases are based on scope of work. If you anticipate having high writing needs and want a deal, this is where you get the most writing from me at a lower base price.

The Process

No matter what you choose, here’s what you can expect from me…

1. A Preliminary Phone or Video Call – Let’s get to know each other! We’ll talk about your brand’s vision and needs and make certain we’re on the same page.
2. Research – I do some research to ensure I understand what you want to convey. I may also follow-up with some questions for you, but I’ll never blow up your phone.
3. Writing – I lock myself into a room and write until my fingers fall off. They never do, though.
4. You Like Me, You Really Like Me! – I send you my drafts. I offer two rounds of edits to ensure your blogs, copy, or other deliverable is what you envisioned.

Why Should I Use a Blog for My Business?

Marketing mavens know that posting at least 3 to 4 SEO-optimized blogs a month brings more eyes to your business and establishes you as an authority. High-quality, human posts are also reusable and stay on your blog for as long as you want with no expiration date or additional cost. Turn content into email marketing or social media posts that are timely and relevant to your audience. Or have me do it for you as part of your retainer.

Do You Use AI to Create Your Content?

At a point, before learning that AI kills dolphins and burns rare books, I used it only as a planning tool. I have since stopped after learning the immense ecological and ethical damage caused by AI, even my beloved Claude (RIP, but Anthropic has decided to gate-keep information that should be available publicly and not behind a paywall through their acquisition of thousands of rare books that they consequently destroy).

Therefore, everything I write is 100% my own creation, and I’m proud of it. I, too, can drink lots of water and give out wrong information when asked on the spot. But the human in me takes time to evaluate my statements (and writing).

Can’t I Just Use AI to Create My Own Content?

You could. But that won’t give you the credibility and audience you want. Also, refer to this LinkedIn article and this one from The Wall Street Journal about how companies have been scrambling to get their humans back.

Google craves relatable, human-centered content that is ultimately useful for its searchers. If you’re hoping AI can wave a magic wand, it might not give you the results you’re hoping for.

AI models also require massive energy consumption, wasting millions of gallons of water. Don’t care about the dolphins? Fine. But AI models have also tried to convince people to leave their spouses.

Do you really want to lose your wife to AI because you just couldn’t help yourself?

But hey, don’t let me stop you. I’ll be here if you need a different approach that requires 0 risk to your marriage and dolphins get to live happily ever after.